ARRR MATEYS!
The Sea Arrrgh fleet is a gang of scallywag Anonymous set to raise anchor this June and take to the high seas to plunder the landlubbers and bilge-rat Scilons! We pirates are held together only by a code of honor among thieves and we are led by whichever Anon knows the best route toward lulz and win. Although piracy was initially for the purpose of stealing booty and blasting the port and starboard cannons, Sea Arrrgh has sworn to using only non-violent methods to bring down the Church of Scientology! ARRRRRRRRRrrrr!!!
What is Sea Arrrgh?
The Sea Arrrgh fleet is a gang of scallywag Anonymous set to raise anchor this June and take to the high seas to plunder the landlubbers and bilge-rat Scilons! We pirates are held together only by a code of honor among thieves and we are led by whichever Anon knows the best route toward lulz and win. Although piracy was initially for the purpose of stealing booty and blasting the port and starboard cannons, Sea Arrrgh has sworn to using only non-violent methods to bring down the Church of Scientology! ARRRRRRRRRrrrr!!!
The contract
Members aboard the SS Longcat are required to swear a pirate’s oath to the Sea Arrrgh for OVER 9000 seconds! Sea Arrrgh members, in accordance with the pirate code and ideals of Anonymous, are expected to never give up, never let down, never run around, and NEVER LEAVE. Members are awarded a ration of grog for every landlubber they educate about Anonymous and Scamentology!
What is the SS Longcat?
The SS Longcat is the flagship of the Sea Arrrgh fleet on the high seas. Her design is based on the Battlestar Longcat, which is en route to Earth to give Anonymous major /b/lackup. She was built last Thursday, by a crafty Anon on IRC. Her mission is to deliver massive IRL b&hammers on the Church of Scientology and safely ferry epic win and lulz back to home port. The SS Longcat is >9000 feet long and can reach a speed of zOMG, FAST knots. Reports of allergenic dander aboard the SS Longcat are unfounded, as shown by its recent inspections that clearly stated that Longcat is nothing but pure epic win which is free of cancer & AIDS.
What is the RPE?
The Resident Program of Epic is a series of courses given to Anonymous to save them from certain fail. Once trained in the RPE, Anons become capable of delivering the b&hammer on spais and trolls who feebly attempt to hinder the unstoppable juggernaut that is Anonymous. While in the RPE, conditions are harsh; daily tasks may include being Rear Admiral, swabbing the poop deck, and mucking the stall of Happy Gator.
Where can I sign up?!
Answer the following question: Is this awesome? [Yes/No]
Print your answer, tape it to your screen and upload it to our ship. In the meantime, go read up at these web pages to join our gang of scallywags!
WhyWeProtest.net
EndTheCult.com
WhoIsDavidMiscavige.com
BRACE YOUR BRITCHES AND PREPARE FOR EPIC, ARRRGH!
