YARRR MATEYS!
The Sea Arrrgh fleet is a gang of scallywag Anonymous set to raise anchor on June 14th, and set sail to plunder the landlubbers and yella-belly Scilons! Its members are loosely held together by a code of honor among thieves and is led by whichever Anon knows the best route toward lulz and win. While piracy was initially created for the purpose of stealing booty and blasting the port and starboard cannons, Sea Arrrgh has adapted these age-old traditions and will use non-violent methods to bring down the Church of Scientology! YARRRRRRRRRrrrr!!!
What is Sea Arrrgh?
The Sea Arrrgh fleet is a gang of scallywag Anonymous set to raise anchor on June 14th, and set sail to plunder the landlubbers and yella-belly Scilons! Its members are loosely held together by a code of honor among thieves and is led by whichever Anon knows the best route toward lulz and win. While piracy was initially created for the purpose of stealing booty and blasting the port and starboard cannons, Sea Arrrgh has adapted these age-old traditions and will use non-violent methods to bring down the Church of Scientology! YARRRRRRRRRrrrr!!!
The ovar 9000 year contract
Members aboard the SS Longcat are required to swear a blood oath with Sea Arrrgh for OVER 9000 years! Sea Arrrgh members, in accordance with the pirate code and ideals of Anonymous, are expected to never give up, never let down, never run around, and NEVER LEAVE. Last Thursday, Anonymous have contended that the contract is merely for the lulz, and members can leave if they go SUPER-SAIYAN. It has, however, been alleged by butthurt Anons that current members are fail. Members who do not leave are allowed a ration of Grog, given the galley can deliver!
What is the SS Longcat?
The SS Longcat is the flagship of the Sea Arrrgh fleet on the high seas roughly designed from the Deathstar Longcat, which is en-route to Earth to give Anonymous heavy /b/lackup. She was built last Thursday, by a crafty Anon on IRC. Its sole focus is to deliver massive IRL b&hammers on the Church of Scientology and safely ferry epic win and lulz back to home ports. The SS Longcat is OVER 9,000 feet long, and can reach a speed of roughly zOMG, FAST knots. Reports of allergenic dander aboard the SS Longcat are unfounded, as shown by its recent inspections that clearly stated that Longcat is nothing but pure epic win which is free of cancer & AIDs.
What is the RPE?
The Resident Program of Epic is a series of courses given to Anonymous to save them from certain fail. Once trained in the RPE, Anons become capable of delivering the b&hammer on spais and trolls who feebly attempt to hinder the unstoppable juggernaut that is Anonymous. While in the RPE, conditions are called harsh by many as daily tasks include being Rear Admiral, swabbing the poop deck, and mucking the stall of Happy Gator.
Many butthurt Anons have reported that RPE are full of fail, cancer, and AIDs.
Where can I sign up?!
Just answer the following question: Is this awesome? [Yes/No]
Print your answer, tape it to your screen, and let it finish uploading to our ship. Then go read up at these web pages to join our gang of scallywags and participate!
WhyWeProtest.net
GoAnonymous.org
Enturbulation.org
BRACE YOUR BRITCHES AND PREPARE FOR EPIC, ARRRGH!